after drinking my morning tea i always venture to the patio to bird watch. today was different though. i realized that the birds, while beautiful, love to shit on my cars. my solution so far is to gain the birds trust, i will start to put bird seed out. then i will set a trap and after catching all the birds i will drive them to a nearby city so they can shit all over other peoples cars....... more to come
so last night i damn near died in my own backyard. it was about 40 F with the wind chill and i got locked out of my house. no one was home so i spent the night outside. after cooking a few snails on my bar-b-q i decided that the french might not be half bad.